Sep 2nd, 2014
Robot Jokes
Aug 26th, 2014
Warning: this cereal does NOT taste better on the way up.
Aug 19th, 2014
Little Black Rain Cloud
Aug 12th, 2014
The Slime Of My Life
Aug 5th, 2014
Never trust anything that floats mysteriously
Jul 29th, 2014
Dick jokes: the highest form of humor
Jul 22nd, 2014
you wanted to go to the doctor and now we don't have money for food
Jul 15th, 2014
one day he'll blow through a FART SIGN and get t-boned by a long haul trucker.
Jul 8th, 2014
At The Opera
Jul 3rd, 2014
Your hip hurts again? GET SOME EXERCISE!
Jul 1st, 2014
His neighbors never bothered trying to train the things.
Jun 26th, 2014
honesty is the best policy
Jun 9th, 2014
Break Glass in case of Bohemian Rhapsody when you have not listened to it in months
May 26th, 2014
Can I have real nachos before I die?
May 20th, 2014
Not recommended with spicy hummus or spicy doritos.
May 14th, 2014
Use your weight!
May 5th, 2014
Pediatrician Recommended
Apr 28th, 2014
all these words are synonyms meaning 'I GOT THE SHIIITS'
Apr 21st, 2014
and then he just stood there, staring at me
Apr 14th, 2014
Step 4: I guess I gotta pledge to him on Patreon now...
Apr 7th, 2014
Horse Doctors
Mar 31st, 2014
Then he pulls out a 2nd gun with a flag that says ''IN 6 MONTHS WITHOUT MY TREATMENT''
Mar 25th, 2014
Patreon
Mar 23rd, 2014
Karma is an attack bear AND evidence remover
Mar 17th, 2014
This Ones For You Dad